| Tuesday, November 4th, 2008 |
| 1:56 pm |
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| Thursday, February 22nd, 2007 |
| 3:05 pm |
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| Monday, September 11th, 2006 |
| 4:30 pm |
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| Monday, July 31st, 2006 |
| 4:39 pm |
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| Thursday, June 29th, 2006 |
| 2:47 am |
http://www.rachelleb.com/images/cock_soup.jpgbought this at superstore the other day , they had to send three ladies out to find out the price. i'm eating it right now , and to my suprise, cock soup is delicious Current Mood:  impressed |
| Saturday, May 6th, 2006 |
| 3:12 pm |
Pubes
Last night in the good ol town of dewdney, i stumbled into a room with 2 drunk fourteen year old boys, watching porn. one of them said , "Stick it in her cervix" and the other one said "what's a cervix?" i howled with delight. other feats of last night -air hockey -12 black label supremes -dustin washing skinny's hair - basketball - a fourteen year old boy giving me a porn called "hi teen club 4" because there was to much "dick" in it for him. heck yes, selah. |
| Thursday, May 4th, 2006 |
| 8:19 pm |
Like mycelial strands her pale existence grows beneath the surface of my world luminescent blue fingers like moonlight playing missile command through the dead earth she eats my ugly and she fruits my beauty she is my body and I feel her like cold damp tongues lapping against what I’ve wasted |
| Saturday, April 15th, 2006 |
| 2:43 pm |
just had a bath feeling good its raining I'm drinking hot chocolate listening to new tool thinking about eating food is the answer. px Current Mood:  hungry |
| Monday, March 27th, 2006 |
| 4:39 pm |
This ones for the Cowboy
Hot and Red Ripped and dirty jeans button up cowboy shirt humming old crows and broke banjo’s he tips his hat and says ‘ ladies’ and the girls giggle his belt buckle bares the name of his daddies truckin company he strolls into the town dance and dances with the little girls and the old ladies alike twirlin and dippin the middle-aged like it was 20 years ago they all blush and say “oh you” while the teenage cheeks of the girls on the benches by the desserts and punch turn hot and red and the boys and the men think he’s sure a hell of a guy smart one too with real wisdom bout life he says things like “it’s a dreamers world” and “a stiff drink , a cigarette , and a pretty girl my bible, son, and holy ghost” the kind of stuff that’ll get a man thinkin on a summer day, face to the sun hot and red And he’ll go home tonight hang his hat kick off his boots Daddy be drunk again momma locked up in her room and he’ll say to his daddy “aint no respectable man hit his own daddy” and he’ll punch the wall storming out of the house his hand hot and red and he’ll go out drinking fightin, fuckin he drinks whiskey like his daddy drunk in the bathroom of the bar he laughs in the mirror he can see hell see it there above the sink hot and red Current Mood:  indescribableCurrent Music: Sean lennon - Mystery juice |
| Saturday, February 25th, 2006 |
| 8:55 pm |
Uncle X
Today I became an uncle.  Zion Marley Stubbington 8 pounds 12 ounces Current Mood:  accomplished |
| Sunday, February 19th, 2006 |
| 6:48 pm |
if anyone has sexy party pics, please send em my way. i have some to whomever needs em. |
| Tuesday, January 31st, 2006 |
| 2:59 pm |
dual picture action
here are two pictures  pardon me neighbour, but can i get a hell ya ?  oh "the sandlot..." that was a good movie. |
| Monday, January 30th, 2006 |
| 3:27 pm |
shitty chicken gangbang
notes in the life of bryan -im surrounded by video games and slurpee cups , the slurpee cups aren't mine and i don;t really like the games much , but thats no excuse. - my sister is going to explode with baby very soon - i really like cucumber -i am watching my life fall apart, and i only care a little -i like mushrooms - i gamble almost everynight -it rains too much -i have an indoor greenhouse kicking ass in my room -i enjoy cooking - i recently watched the first 2 seasons of nip/tuck (awesomeness) also i've watch the first 2 seasons of "at home with the braithwaites" and need season three in me. -there were plumbers here , cause there is a problem with the plumbing , turns out i can have a bath now wish me luck in there ! peace |
| Friday, December 2nd, 2005 |
| 12:30 pm |
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| Monday, November 28th, 2005 |
| 10:22 pm |
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| Monday, November 21st, 2005 |
| 2:18 pm |
Fuck ya !!!!! bitch!
This weekend was da bomb !!! , got all fucked up on basically everything ! start off drink up at dad's place with "Guy" and "Tacoman" We just got right shitfaced.  and puffed a fuckin chonger!!!!!!! straight to da dome %20(1).jpg) Then we went to the "cabbageman's" to score some acid  "Tacoman" got fucked off it. -and-the-Cake:-Burning-Man-2004/Taco_Boy_2.jpg) but we didn't stop there ... nope not till we gots us some PUSSY !!!!! ya!!!! %20(Amatoriale)%20Mature%20wife%20fucking%20%20(1)(1).jpg) Fuck i wish everyday was that day, saturday was pretty much the same . anyways beer, tits ,and trucks - Donny |
| Monday, November 14th, 2005 |
| 9:05 pm |
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| Friday, November 11th, 2005 |
| 3:57 pm |
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| 3:19 pm |
please pull up an entire bench.
well fleabeards done it again:
the members of fleabeard linked carts this past week and a new song was born
...and a 1 and a 2 and a 1 2 3 4 Hit it !
Now ladies and gents
pull up a bench
flea-beard presents a tall tale
don’t know where it starts
forgot the middle parts
but i know it ends in jail
Now lets start at the ending
and we’ll end up at the start
the sheriff locked me up
for stealin ladies hearts
her name was Ester Mable
this aint no fable ya’ll
it took place in the stable
and her father was the law
Cause life on the trail isn’t always happy trails
some times it comes up heads
most times it comes up tails
Chorus:
Now we cant smile forever
we’d all git sore in the mouth
we’d kiss every girl
and we’d rob every house
we’d steal like a catholic
we’d just take bread and wine
cause jesus was a hobo and he’s a friend of mine
yes jesus was a hobo and he’s a friend of mine
still needs another verse, maybe a rusty can solo.
we'll see... |
| Thursday, November 10th, 2005 |
| 11:41 am |
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